Once upon a time there were three Frisby brothers who thought it would be funny to play a joke on Frisby sister. They thought it would be funny to grow mustaches for the family pictures to make Frisby sister mad. They started a couple of weeks before picture day, which happened to be Thanksgiving Day, growing beards and mustaches as fast as they could. On picture day, they awoke with beards and mustaches all around. The three Frisby brothers set their plan in motion by shaving off their beards before the Thanksgiving feast. They came to dinner in full molestache glory! After dinner, preparations began for taking the pictures. The three Frisby brothers, however, made no efforts toward becoming clean-shaven. As picture time drew nearer and nearer and the Frisby brothers were not any closer to being clean-shaven, visions of a family photo full of molestaches began to dance in the heads of Frisby sister and at least one of the Frisby wives (who shall remain nameless). All manner of persuasion was used to try to get the three Frisby brothers to ditch the molestaches, but they were all in vain. Finally, Frisby mom had to step in and lay down the law. The molestaches came off and the family pictures were saved!!!!
Of course, a picture is worth a thousand words. . .
Ashlee, I apologize for any grief that my husband caused you!
14 comments:
jared, that's just wrong. i would like to hope you know better than to play a skeezy little trick like growing a "molestache".
What little stinkers!!!
Yep. They're just as gross as I remember.
These made me laugh so hard all over again! Thanks!
I'm linking my blog to this post. Hurry and stop me if you don't want that.
Eeeeeeww! Molestaches!
Funny. It's so pedophile and Miami Vice all at the same time.
Trustworthy sources tell me never trust a man with a 'stache. Luckily Jared's stache is gone, and we can go on. I'd hate to think what the world might have come to otherwise.
Also, DC insists on not shaving during every vaca we ever take. It grosses me out, but frankly I'm sure my hairy legs that I sometimes hide with pants grosses him out more.
Thanks Jenni, I have a new desktop now.
Just to clarify, we were only growing for 1 week.
The picture shows one other important thing - that AJ is the most bald and Jared has the nicest head of hair. At least I am in the middle where I belong, sweet, sweet mediocrity.
Matt
Well AJ compensates with a much fuller mustache...that he grew that morning.
Jared,
Haha!
What's wrong with a mustache?
What's wrong with a mustache?
And what's wrong with posting the same thing twice? One more thing. Jared's brothers have mustaches, but Jared doesn't. On close inspection, I noticed he has a soulpatch/mustache combo. There is a huge difference between sporting a soulpatch/mustache combo, and nakedly brandishing a lone mustache, without fear or shame. As a matter of fact, it's nearly impossible to do it without fear or shame.
That is too funny.
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